Danielisms

Daniels boots

Dad: "Daniel, stop going outside without your shoes on."

Daniel: "Everybody's a Critic"

#Danielism of the day

Backstory: We were in a hurry to leave. Daniel wasn't. He kept insisting that he wear his red rain-boots to the store.

Buddha Belly

Buddha.... not mommy.

We saw this guy in Target today. Guess what Daniel said? "Look Daddy, it's mommy's tummy!" Nice...I am going to have a lot of work to do after this baby comes.

Danielisms

 ‎"mommy! mommy! there's a bulldozer dog outside!" #Danielism


"mommmmmmmyy! Matthew's tattle-telling on me!" #Danielism

Kidisms

Daniel: "I wish you guys would stop waking me up and carrying me to your bedroom. I'm not getting enough sleep."

This morning as Joe was straightening my hair (don't judge me) Daniel

comes in.... 

He looks up, watching what dad is doing and says " So that's where I get it"
I asked "where you get what baby? "
and he says.... "My bad hair.".
Where does he come up with this stuff?!

Daniel: "Mom, The baby makes you look like Mrs Puff on Spongebob"

Matthew: "Daniel! Mom is nothing like Mrs. Puff! She doesn't drive a boat!"


Grandma: "Ask Daniel Why he loves me so much. I think he'll say it's because I make everything fun"
Me: "Daniel, why do you love grandma so much?"
Daniel: " Because old people are precious."
Grandma: " That really burst MY bubble. "